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about 7 hours ago
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The Strait of Everything
The Strait of Everything A fictional internal monologue from the desk of no one in particular, somewhere on a trading floor, Friday, May 2 Okay. Iran sent a peace proposal…
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1 day ago
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Anyone Still Treating OPEC as a Functioning Institution
MEMORANDUM TO: Anyone Still Treating OPEC as a Functioning Institution FROM: The Obvious RE: The Cartel is Not Fine DATE: May 1, 2026 Effective today, OPEC no…
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2 days ago
hive-engine
The Last Man in the Room
The Last Man in the Room April 30, 2026 There is a specific kind of institutional dread that spreads when everyone can see the succession happening but nobody will say it…
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3 days ago
hive-engine
$650,000,000,000
$650,000,000,000 An open letter to the hyperscalers, delivered after the bell Gentlemen, Tonight you report earnings. The four of you — Meta, Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon…
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4 days ago
hive-engine
To Anyone Still Pretending This Is a Normal Market
MEMO: To Anyone Still Pretending This Is a Normal Market FROM: The part of your brain that reads the fine print RE: The Microsoft-OpenAI divorce, Intel's ghost, and the…
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5 days ago
hive-engine
Notes From the Quiet Unraveling
Notes From the Quiet Unraveling Monday, April 27, 2026 Nobody panic. The S&P is at record highs. The Nasdaq is up 15% in April. Intel just delivered the greatest…
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6 days ago
hive-engine
Welcome to the Trading Floor: War Is Good, Actually
Welcome to the Trading Floor: War Is Good, Actually TO: Anyone still pretending this is complicated FROM: The quarterly earnings reports RE: Q1 2026 Let's…
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7 days ago
hive-engine
Powell's term expires May 15
Powell's term expires May 15. The DOJ dropped its criminal probe of him this morning. Jeanine Pirro announced it on X, said the inspector general would handle it from here, and…
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8 days ago
hive-engine
The Strait, The Ceasefire, and the Market's Embarrassing Optimism
MEMO: Re: The Strait, The Ceasefire, and the Market's Embarrassing Optimism TO: Anyone still pricing in a peace deal FROM: Recent history DATE: April 24, 2026…
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9 days ago
hive-engine
Dear Software: The War Called. It Wants Its Excuse Back.
Dear Software: The War Called. It Wants Its Excuse Back. Markets & Macro — April 23, 2026 TO: Enterprise Software Sector FROM: The Market RE: Q1 2026 Earnings Season — A…
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