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Titles: Father, Husband, Game Master, Fast Food Wars Veteran, Former Trucker, Podcast Host, Full Time Mite Butcher. Pronounced Sap-Ad-Et.

"Tothe" rhymes with "cloth." I write whatever is on my mind, whether puerile or profound.

Writer, Homesteader, and full-time Existential Enthusiast