It's Science You Were An Asshole 1st

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I recently discovered via an instagram post that we are all born stinkers... Yes, I definitely still cheat on steem. Judge me all you want. Your poop chute formed before your mouth so in this tainted light your ass is the elder orifice and must be respected. I'm no more evolved however, and thus, I share this interesting factoid about human development.

I was going to do a more in depth and of course hilarious bit, but, big butt, someone already did a damn good job of it. Now, I'm not one of those pretentious steemians that must push myself to meet the rigorous criteria for quality content here, and the bar has been set very high, especially lately, so I won't even pretend I'm capable of pushing out a post worthy of a full steem.. That run on sentence needs some Imodium or cheese for the lactose tolerant..

If it weren't 1am I'd get out the watercolour and paint you a stink eye.. Not a specific turd cutter. Just a general, it could be anyone's asshole, so as to not be a discriminatory asshole towards the back door.. Lucky for you guys I'm not tying to stack CCC..

I feel this needs some appropriate BGM



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Hey you asshole! Yes, I’m talking to you. Asshole!

In this post lie the origins of the beginning of the start of the outset of the outbreak of the big Bang which brought you here before you dare to open your big Deuterostomes to yell out loud that this is not true science. Jeez!!

By the way @skramatters. I'm afraid you forgot to include the #stem tag on this post to collect more assholes to place them on the shelf of your trophies.. ;p

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I figured I'd need some technical analysis and clinical trials to use the #stem tag... I could make a diagram and resubmit?

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