A "social network" full of assholes.

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"The world is divided between people who are with whoever so they don't feel alone and people who are alone so they not feel they are with whoever."

"Only the crazy and the lonely can afford to be themselves. Loners have no one to please and crazy people don't care if they like or not."

"The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price of being a wolf is loneliness. Choose one or the other with great care."

"Knowing others is intelligence. Knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power."

"A great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it. And passers-by only see a simple wisp of smoke."

¿When it's you talking about you. What do you think you are gonna say about you?

"Everything Is Possible"

But just not for all of you. Certainly not for everyone. And even less for each one of you. Nonetheless, the one thing I will tell you in all sincerety is: "Be optimistic in life"

And what I mean with that is just try to stay positive and so forth. Because you know? The truth is there's no downside to that because I think everyone of us have had bad days and I know every one of us has had people dissapoint us that we never thought would dissapoint us.

But the good news are: that it's gonna happen again. But if you are optimistic, if you are really optimistic, at least you'll be in a good mood right up until it happens once again.

And then, I believe the best thing you could do for anybody in your life is just be in a good mood. So, don't assume the worst in people and don't expect the worst in life. Because it's evident that everyone was born as an asshole, were assholes, still are assholes and probably will die as an asshole. Oh! and don't get me wrong here folks.

Because this is all pure hard facts. It is a natural & biological condition in all human beings. This is a well explored and exhaustively confirmed scientific truth. ¡A Naked Truth!

The Naked Truth...

Humans belong to class Mammalia beneath phylum Chordata which makes humans chordates and deuterostomes. Humans are an example of vertebrates, chordates with a backbone and the skeleton shows the presence of this critical feature. The unique feature which all deuterostomes have in common is that the blastopore formed during gastrulation becomes the anus which would be consistent in all human beings.

Believe it or not, all human beings start out as tiny anuses. In the first few weeks after fertilization, you're nothing more than a small group of cells, called a blastula. This blastula bursts open from the inside out, making a little bitty opening. This opening is called a blastopore and it is the first of your proto-organs to begin forming. While that may sound like a pretty fancy word, the blastopore is actually just a miniscule anus. And the rest of your body develops from there. ¿Didn't you know?

Well, now you know! Eh? So, never forget to always be in a good mood. Because for your mental health it is useless not to be in a good mood as long as you are among human beings and dealing with human beings. So once all this is cleared up, I think I'm going to leave this post until here and I'm going to retire my smartass by the right. I only hope and aspire that you now got the message and never ever get mad at me if I ever call you asshole.

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Cranky Gandalf

Cheers!



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Has your royal crankiness been let out of jail then? It is true so, everything is possible.🙃

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No, unfortunately they still have me in jail in total isolation thrown inside that dark solitary box. :D

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The One's not developing beyond are called adm or something similar today...

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Good observation! :)

Oh! but don't be so optimistic. There are many many more here in that category. By instance, those who use adm to behave as incurable assholes and then the huge gang behind those assholes who are unable to see what these beyond repair assholes are doing.

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Ha, sounds like the story of this capitalist, yet so "civilized" "society"... what's new. 😎

Five years ago I thought I may have finally found the right place to bury this curse of the hierarchy of kings and their lackeys.

But how unthinking I still was... how was a "new" version of the internet going to change that when the ego-selfish-ego of the majority continues to act like a bitch. Ha! Lucky there are comedians like me and you around, without us it would be even more boring (for the lack of a better word) 😏

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