[HF21] From one 'tuesday' to the other, I'll be always a nooky rolling in the hay.

in #nsfw3 years ago

¿Do you endure hardcore porn?

...then, click on the pic and get aroused!!

Steem Porn

Did you see that?

"Steem soars 1000% in value in two weeks!!"

What could be more erotic, libidinous, voluptuous, exciting, arousing, pornographic and with the capacity to make you horny as fuck on the steem blockchain way beyond recovery as this shamelessly rude hardcore hardfork intercourse?

Yeah! I know your poor tender heart wouldn't bear to witness a wild bacchanalia with such a massive Bang Bang performance like this.

Therefore, I think I'm going to have to make this xxx flick ratherly short and leave this post until here. Because I really don't want to cause to any of you a premature heart attack or an undeserved stroke before next WEDs.

You have to vividly live your own HF21 experience in this virtual world.

Yeah! ¡Vividly! not just "virtually"

Scott said the company had a “superangel” investor that helped it get off the ground last February. It will use this momentum to raise funds from institutional investors.

Oh yeah! of course there is more exciting hard porn along all this story. But to reveal to you such hidden orgasmic scenes, first I have to make sure you have survived the unexpected 'dehydration' of this first HF session.

I promise I'll show you all the behind the scenes, each one of the bloopers and everything that is behind this raunchy virtual reality technology.

Oh! but yeah, first you will have to explicitly ask for, me revealing all this affair on the comments section. Even if you could have survived the first HF session. No one can guarantee that your loving heart had been left too weakened to witness a second session.

As for tags, rules, new tokens and all that malarkey...

I just had to use the Dporn platform to create and write this post. Solely for its more generous use of tags to spread this salacious message further and farther across all the relevant tribes on the steem blockchain. I've already written and published previously a very depraved & orgiastic post before on this thrilling platform.

And today is Monday. And things look a bit sluggish around here. And I have the hunch things are gonna get even slower during this HF week.

So, it seems just natural to me simply using this platform one more time to get you horny today.

¿Wouldn't you have done the same?

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Congratulations! You've succeeded, this post has really masturbated my brain. Let's see what happens next week.

Have a nice day.

Happy to help @mobi72.sports :)

Your success is our collective success. And never forget that our brains are ambidextrous. Keep exercising your mind onanism with both arms. No one here wanna see you suffering of that hideous crab's deformity. };)

@por500bolos,

Steemit Hard Fork porn is more like an exorcism than an orgasm. :-)

Another 12 hours ... see you on the other side.

Quill

Haha, what could mean exorcistic orgasms for tantric zen masters like us?

¿Only 12 hours? Uhm, within barely twelve hours, if anything, we'd be essentially starting to warm up. };)