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RE: The Ultimate ShitCoin Turns Human Poop Into Crypto

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Dateline 2025, poop theft is on the rise, with the most prolific BS producers, politicians, being hunted for their precious cargo. lol


More likely: Urgent Update: Corporations have been discovered adding laxatives to their cafeteria food in order to reduce their electricity bills and collecting more Ggool!
Sub-headline: Productivity at the same companies have declined as management is diving in to solve the problem

hehehe sounds hilarious but unfortunately I know a few places that would not care to run like that.