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RE: The Ultimate ShitCoin Turns Human Poop Into Crypto

in #news6 months ago

I am just imagining trolls going rogue in the middle of nowhere to grab tons of sh..t to drop in these “faucets” 🤣

Although the methane is a serious output, it would take a while to generate it. But I guess that when looking at the continuously pooping is when it makes sense.

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Dateline 2025, poop theft is on the rise, with the most prolific BS producers, politicians, being hunted for their precious cargo. lol

More likely: Urgent Update: Corporations have been discovered adding laxatives to their cafeteria food in order to reduce their electricity bills and collecting more Ggool!
Sub-headline: Productivity at the same companies have declined as management is diving in to solve the problem

hehehe sounds hilarious but unfortunately I know a few places that would not care to run like that.