Rumors Persist - "AngryMan is Human"

in The Ink Well11 months ago (edited)

Don't believe what you've been hearing about me on the blockchain and all across the World Wide Web, especially on Social Media and on Discord...

The rumors where began by a small group of trolls, who have nothing better to do with their lives than to sit smoking crack, naked, behind a rose bush in their grandmother's, English Garden.

Since... it has spread like Pokeweed, poisoning the minds of the masses.

You may be wondering, that if I'm not human, then what the hell am I? Well, I'm wondering about that too...

It appears that my memories of the past, have all been either blocked or erased...!!! I can't remember a friggin' thing...

I'm not a 'bot' or 'humanoid' though. I know that, because I've been scanned and irradiated going through security screening devices at various airports, around the globe.

Outwardly, I look like a human, but every morning at 404 A.M., this disguise that surrounds me, fades into thin air, briefly, then reforms around my true body very quickly...

These are samples of what I actually look like, under my fake skin. I've captured images from online which are very similar, because I am not able to photograph myself during the transformation process.

Here's my Head

This is What my Feet Look Like

My Body and Hands Look a Lot Like This

Whoever drew that image above, must have caught a glimpse of me at one time, or saw one of my fellow beings... It is a very close rendering.


Anyway...

Maybe one of you can shed some light on this mystery of mine...???

I'm stumped, to be quite honest...

Until next time, my friends; have a happy day and be kind to strange creatures amongst you.

Ciao

@AngryMan

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LOL... I do believe that when caring for your sweet, older, traumatized rescue kitty that a little of the humanoid in you sneaks out occasionally. but ssssshhhhhh!!! Promise I won't tell anyone!!! 🤣 After all, we can't have anyone disbelieving the gruff, angry-man facade that you work so very hard on. 😆

Thanks @artemislives. I seem to have a soft heart for certain animules...😎

A Yowie.

😎

I don't believe all the nice things they say about you because I know it can't be true. I told myself that's not the angryman I know. 😎😂

Okay... Thanks @quotes-haven for helping to keep my reputation from slipping.

😀 You can call me Vincent, if it is the same to you. 😊

Okay Vinny... Will do😎

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Wow ! is that the English covid mutation ?.... or just plane old rabies ? ;-)

I think it's both those things @small1axe...

LOL , you might wanna check your workout dungeon for blood sucking dog-bats .
They seem to thrive these days and shit on our things .. ;-)

I heard that bats shit on themselves, because they hang upside-down... Is that true???

yeah , but it dos not stick somehow .
And i have to confess something here ,....
Last summer in Greece i slept in a bats invested abandoned old stone farm-house for some nights . Then a guy from England gave me a ride to the airport , he left Greece one week later , to London .
And now we have English-covid ..... i am so sorry , good thing they did that Brexit , so it won't spread that fast . ;-)

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