Alien Abduction...!!!

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This may be hard to believe, but I'm fairly certain I was abducted by aliens from another planet...?!?!?!?!?!? Just as I was about to post here a few hours ago.

It was quite a frightening experience, especially since the creatures resembled my ex in-laws. How the wife was so attractive, with such ugly parents and siblings, remains a mystery.

ANYWAY… Getting on to more interesting and important stuff...

Hmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn… I really can't think of anything?!?!?!?!?

Oh well; Maybe something will come to mind later, so please keep checking back to see if my life has any monumental moments to share.

Thank you. Stay safe, happy and invisible to malevolent extraterrestrials...

Ciao


@AngryMan


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Is there anything more important than hiding from and avoiding at all cost those malevolent Aliens from another planet?

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Nothing more important, with the exception perhaps of ordering pizza from a Chinese Food takeout joint on Tuesdays, in the State of Maryland... (Before 7pm of course)

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Is Chinese takeout pizza tasty, or does it taste like chicken?

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I'm still trying to determine what it tastes like... Every time I order it, the delivery guy trips and drops the thing in a vat of nuclear waste in front of my door...?!?!?!?

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How do we know it's you?

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They sell extraterrestrial Home Test Kits at local pharmacies that can be used to determine what planet an entity originates from... I hear the kits are very expensive though.

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Well well , alien abduction .... that's some thing .
But did you hear about that gang of children , abducting a clown ,...
It was a heavy case of child abduction . ,... the poor clown is still in therapy . ;-)

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Such sad news... I'm shocked beyond belief...!!!

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