RE: Invent a technology contest and win 1,000 STEM

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Balls, I totally missed the boat on this contest but I still want to talk about it. My idea for a future technology sales pitch was called a "MAD Blocker."

The year is 2085, and a few years prior, a new augmentation hit the market. A device that allows you to replay memories that have been recorded. Memories are uploaded to the cloud and users can even choose to make their MEMs public to show others. As the years go by, the company realizes they have another YouTube on their hands and starts to show advertisements before, after, and to the complaints of many users, in the middle of a MEM. Sometimes they even pepper several advertisements throughout longer MEMs. Madness!

Don't Get Mad, Get MAD Blocker!

Cortex Install Available For Free!

What is Mad Blocker? It's an acronym that does exactly what is described. It blocks memory ads. No more pesky mid-roll advertisements for Nanodrugs from the Hyper-Pharmas. No need to watch that "LEARN KUNG-FU LIKE NEO FROM THE HISTORIC MOVIE, THE MATRIX" screaming guy! Unless, of course you want that type of thing.

Our new algorithm will allow users to turn ads completely off or on at the users will. Got a favorite MEM creator and want to show them support by watching their advertisements? Add that user to your "Loved MEMer" circle and it will show you unrestricted advertisements on that MEMer's catalog. If you only want to see ads at the beginning of a video, we have the "Liked MEMer" circle there as well.

All the MEM circles can be fully customized to suit your needs with nothing more than a thought. Using the patented Skull-2-Cloud technology patented in the early 2020's, MAD Blocker is a fully decentralized free Cortex program that strips out the advertisement redirects and sends them to old school computers, to display into an empty room. The Alphabet Soup will be none the wiser.

The next time you step into an Augmentation Installer, make sure to grab MAD Blocker to make viewing your MEMs more enjoyable.



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