RE: Got worms?

So, think about that next time you go about bare feet acting as if you are so one with nature.

What if some hippie wanted to be one with nature so much that they burrowed their dong on the ground and it got itchy. Then had M2M action and that explains the worm on the stool because from your point of view, you're only seeing the partner that was unaware where their partner's dong came from.

I should be a screen writer for a mystery TV show.