I hear you man! I also joined August 2016 where we only had Ned, Dan and Bernie to cover as micro communities haha.
Good point on where you can be in one time - think the young ones are smarter or have more time or simply are after options, or they program a bot to help. An all-in package would be coll for masses, however I doubt it will happen here but who knows. I am usually also a button pusher by default if i like something :-)