The comedian will have a hard time performing that first piece. I can't get snapping point anywhere within that piece.

The fart poem does paint a picture of me having a growling stomach sitting in a close door sales meeting.

It's tough to tell if that's Beyonce song. Typically, song writing style has nothing to do with the singer who performed it. I tried to fit Halo and If I were a boy, some of the line does fit in, but I guess any random music can be fitted in with enough effort to stuff those words together