Lol, how did it get there? ππππ
Ok ok, this is probably the funniest and one of the weirdest medical case reports I have ever come across.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words so there you go:
Tldr; A ladybug. Living and thriving in someone's ass πππ
It was found during a routine screening colonoscopy of a 59-year-old man with no comorbidities.
So you are probably thinking it came from the back door.
But here's where things get interesting.
It was probably accidentally ingested during sleep and saved in the last minute from certain death thanks to the colonoscopy preparation:
Bug ingestions are rarely reported but can occur even during sleep. The patient's colonoscopy preparation was 1 gallon of polyethylene glycol the evening before colonoscopy, and the colonoscopy examination was otherwise normal. His colonoscopy preparation may have helped the bug to escape from digestive enzymes in the stomach and upper small intestine.
In case you wonder, the ladybug was identified to belong to the species Harmonia axyridis:
Harmonia axyridis is a large lady beetle or ladybug species that is most commonly known as the harlequin, Asian, or multicoloured Asian lady beetle. This is one of the most variable species in the world, with an exceptionally wide range of colour forms. It is native to eastern Asia, but has been artificially introduced to North America and Europe to control aphids and scale insects. It is now common, well known, and spreading in those regions, and has also established in Africa and widely across South America. via wiki
Unfortunately the authors of the case report didn't reveal the final fate of the ladybug. I bet they squashed it or something which is sad.
Imagine all the lulz that went on during the operation though. I'd love to be part of it π
There's really not much to say about the case, even the original report is super short. After all, they just found a ladybug in someone's ass and got over with their lives. They were kind enough though to share the hilarious story with the rest of the world ^_^
Anyways.. I guess the moral of the story is that colonoscopies save lives. Maybe not yours. But they do ππππ
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Talk about having a bug up his ass.... That's bizarre! If it had been me scoping I would have said "What the f..."
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The fuck.... can't believe my eyes this is for real. Lmaaaaaao
It reminds me off that one Fren of mine I always tell what insect you got in your ass when he do those weird things !LOL sound like it was this ladybug. π€£π€£π€£
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heard this kind of case first time.
It's something you can't unsee that's for sure π
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Lmao, picturing this in my head is wild. The fact that the bug thrived bothers me, wtf!!π€£
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I imagine the patient's reaction when the doctors told him that he had a ladybug in his...
Poor ladybug :) !LOL
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The ladybug had a story to tell thats for sure π
One thing I don't understand that why its not digested by enzymes if he accidentally ingested it.
No doubt modern day techniques have revealed mamy such cases and shows it's powers.
Yeah, no idea to be honest how this colonoscopy solution works. Still a funny storyπ
Some people just lucky I guess never had bugs crawling in my booty π€£ !PIMP
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I myself have heard such a story for the first time in my life and wonder how it can survive above this place.
It is truly amazing that the ladybug was able to survive the digestive process and make its way to the colon. The patient is very lucky that the colonoscopy preparation helped to save the ladybug's life.
I am sure that the doctors and nurses who were involved in this case had a good laugh about it. It is not every day that you find a ladybug in someone's colon.