☝️🍩 Next time you have a hiccup try this ☝️🍩

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A few days ago I shared a hilarious medical case describing how a ladybug was found live and well in a man's insides during a routine colonoscopy...

If you enjoyed that post chances are you will love this one too πŸ˜†

Ever had a hiccup that just wouldn't go away despite trying all the popular remedies like holding your breath or drinking water?

Worry not!

This medical case describes a fool proof method that works when everything else fails!

The tldr is...Just put a finger in your ass ☝️🍩 πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

So... Our story begins with an otherwise healthy man, hospitalized for acute pancreatitis

A 60-year-old man was hospitalized for acute pancreatitis accompanied by epigastric pain, nausea and vomiting. He had no history of gallstones, peptic ulcer, alcohol intake or hyperlipidaemia. He denied cigarette smoking and the use of any prescription.

At some point they inserted him a nasogastric tube that resulted in the development of a constant hiccup that simply wouldn't go away despite all the remedies and drugs that were tried 😨😳

Insertion of a nasogastric tube on admission was not well tolerated and was accompanied by the development of hiccups. The nasogastric tube was taken out but the hiccups continued. Swallowing of a teaspoon of granulated sugar, stimulation of the posterior pharynx with a nasal catheter, Valsalva manoeuvre, carotid sinus massage and digital eyeball pressure were performed but with no success to terminate the hiccups. The patient was treated with different drugs, including metochlopramide, diazepam and haloperidol in therapeutic doses-all without improvement.

Eyeball pressure for a hiccup? Lol what.. Yeah, don't try this at home kids πŸ˜‚

Anyways...

The hiccups lasted for two days until they were accidentally and spontaneously treated thanks to a rectal examination

After 2 days with intractable hiccups, rectal examination including digital rectal massage was performed, resulting in abrupt cessation of the hiccups.

After a couple hours the hiccups came back with a vengeance so a more thorough anal massage came to save the day, once and for all

Digital rectal massage was attempted. gain using a slow continuous circumferential motion and the hiccups were terminated again immediately. The patient remained free of hiccups for the next 5 d and was discharged with no residual symptoms.

So now you know! Next time you have a hiccup just finger your ass. And remember!

Slow and steady and wins the race πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

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Hahaha
Such a funny one
Well, I've never seen a hiccup that lasted two days
That's quite long

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Hiccups can last that long? Lmao, how do you find these weird and hilarious storiesπŸ˜‚ I never knew fingering ass could solve any problem, we indeed learn everyday

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I like reading weird shit in my free time :D

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Finger wave to the rescue. Now that one cure I’m not trying…..πŸ’©πŸ‘

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How hilarious, but wait is it really true. Well I can't say, I will just take it from youπŸ˜„

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Well in this case it worked. πŸ˜‚

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I was thinking to were going to say something related to the first image but I guessed wrong πŸ˜‚

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That was super unexpected for me, man haha. Luckily my hiccups are not that stubborn and I can get rid of them easily. I respect those who want to try the other method :P

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keeping this one in my back pocket.. for science of course! Yes of course science.

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Your posts are really informative and also funny to read.πŸ˜‚

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You a real life saver now I have a good excuse to put fingers in my ass 🀣 !PIMP

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New technique in , cure with finger , interesting read. Keep coming such stories are crazy.

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Ever had a hiccup that just wouldn't go away despite trying all the popular remedies like holding your breath or drinking water?

Lol I have had that a couple of times and oh boy it was terrible!

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anal massage is just foreplay for anal sex soo ... just be gay :)

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A few days ago we made donuts at home and they turned out to be so much fun and the whole recipe is also shared by my brother on his account.

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Lol ill stick with my drink water from a cup but backwards, works everytime

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The next time you get the hiccups, just grab your throat on both side of your Adams Apple for 5 seconds... Spread the word...

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