Successful Nerds are Killing Us. Seriously*

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Once there were two Johns living in the same village. When people would reference them there was confusion over which was which. John the baker or John the butcher? Pretty soon, it became John Baker and John Butcher. The surname was born. True story* - an asterisk * will mean, probably not factually correct but you get the general point.

Smith, Potter, Mason, Tailor, Weaver, Webber, Thatcher, Slater, Miller, Baker, Spicer, Cook, Fisher, Shepherd, Carter, Skinner and Gardener... These are (or were) professions and as you probably realize, surnames also. They were passed down and traditionally, from the male side of the family tree. This makes sense that professions were used as identifiers and why males passed the names as illustrated by this historical story*.

In the 1200s, Attractive Mary walked into a pub. She got talking to John and he bought her a drink. She liked the look of his strong frame but was unsure if he was the right kind of person with which to have kids as she couldn't have a job and needed a provider. She asked John what he did and he replied he was a butcher. Score! A professional and one that has the perk of bringing home money AND fresh meat. They got married and had kids. Their sons as was the custom, followed in their fathers footsteps. Jack, Frank and John Jr. Butcher took over the business, went to the same pub, found attractive wives and had butcher children themselves.

This is the way of the world.*

Good providers were at a premium and were sought after as mates by women that were not allowed to work. At the time, most professional jobs required physical skills. Weaver, Thatcher, Shepherd etc. These jobs and therefore names commanded respect because they were important positions in society and in limited supply.

These days, it isn't in the manual labor jobs where the best providers* are found. The financial providers are in the white-collar desk jobs. They are engineers and tech entrepreneurs. Managers and lecturers. For their jobs, mental skill is the priority, not physical.

In 1200, Attractive Mary probably wouldn't be interested in Dexter Engineer and as a result Dexter didn't get the prettiest bride* but the one he did marry may have been equally as smart as she had to survive in a world where her beauty would not be enough to secure a provider.

This meant that there were physically weaker smart people, and physically stronger dumb people*.

For a long time the physical prowess of the professionals had the upper hand. But slowly, the intelligence of the weak began to show. First they took over operations that were more suited to them like accounting and sales. Then they started the banks to manage the money. After, they developed new machinery that needed to be bought. They loaned the money to the strong to buy the new machines and they became indebted to the smart. Soon the smart invented tools and machines that made the strong largely redundant but still indebted. So the strong took jobs working the new tools now owned by the weak to pay off debts and purchase whatever they were slaving away each day making.

The smart sat up in the office counting the money and watching the strong work. At the end of the day, the weak would go to a fancy pub and buy a drink for an Attractive Mary and have kids that are intelligent but physically weaker. But as Attractive Mary is not necessarily Intelligent Attractive Mary, in time there may be both weaker and stupider offspring that have access to the resources gathered by past generations.

Because they are physically weaker but have resources, they create entertainment that they can partake in. Previously, this may have been sports activities, but now due to their physical incapability, it is technology based. This will in turn lead to high value demand for such technology and therefore create increased wealth for developers. This will make them very attractive and they will command the best Attractive Mary mates, who will in time again further weaken the physical genetics.*

Because of this, new tech will be invented to cope with the lack of strength further degrading physicality. The new tech will come with augmented reality aspects that will make people feel they have body strength, but not actually create it. Further weakening.

In the end, the tech will become so advanced that humans will become no more than brains in a jar wired into a virtual reality that allow them to feel like they are inhabiting a body that doesn't actually exist.

All roads lead to us enslaved in the Matrix.

The moral of this story is; Nerds are evil.* It is scientifically proven through genetics.*

Now, this is of course nonsense* and has several holes but think for a moment. Humans have two general skillsets. Physical and mental. With industrialization, we have moved rapidly away from manual tasks and these jobs moved into less physical, more mental sectors such as tech and service fields. Now, it is time for the mental skillset to shine. But, since humans generally invent to make life easier, bit by bit the inventions will crowd us out of most of the mental arena too. In the past, we could progress (or retreat depending on perspective) into thinking jobs. But, we would now have exhausted our two-trick-pony range and will have nowhere to move on to.

So then what?

Taraz
[ a Steem original ]


Note, this is a repost from April 2017 - @abh12345 found it by chance the other day and I think it is fun

And, while that is my wife in the picture, I think I am the Attractive Mary in the relationship - not necessarily the intelligent one ;D


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HAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME! A true* Distopic you are! Love the asterisks, and the matrix analogy, lol. This made me laugh, although I do believe it is actually of relevance. However, I would say that the truly intelligent are a hybrid between examples of physical and mental health, as they are both invariably connected. Mindfulness paired with physical health is the way to go for the evolution of our future. Even though, it's sometimes hard to get up and do something physical if your work requires you to sit and do something such as write. It is a goal of my girl and myself to get more physically active. We just moved our RV next to a casino. We don't gamble anymore, but it has free access to a full workout gym. I haven't visited it yet, but I plan to!

Fun post! Thanks!

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I agree and what I have found is that these days, the nerds are fit. I am pretty sure that most of the management team I work with run or could run marathons. I know the CEO in his 50s runs between 15-25 km a day :) Tech nerds.

I am looking forward to eventually getting back to working out again, but at the moment I make do with what I can at home.

!ENGAGE 30

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That is an incredibly long run. I ran cross country in high school, and the longest that I would run is about ten miles. Good luck with the at home method. You really can get a lot accomplished that way, and if you are strength training at all, calisthenics are a great way to go. They add strength and muscle without some of the unnecessary bulk that weight training can offer.

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I have never been a distance runner, unless chasing a ball around a field :) Do you still run today?

At the moment, I am just trying not to get too weak or fat, resistance bands and stretching mostly.

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No, I smoke cigarettes which is extremely bad for me and a complete waste of money. My girl and I have decided to quit, but it is a recent development and we have a long way to go. Running certainly would help with quitting though, I would think.

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This was an awesome read ! Very creative, informative, funny but yet also serious. You got some real good writing skills ✍️

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Thanks! I am often seen as very serious on Steem, which is funny considering what I am like IRL.
I haven't written much before coming to Steem, but I guess that I have always had some kind of imagination and the incessant voice in my head thinking through things. Now I just write them down more.

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Steem is a perfect outlet for your creativity

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Then what? Then we can rest in the background of stillness and watch the movie 😁

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Lots to chew on here. I find it fascinating that violence has in many ways been divorced from strength, dexterity, height etc by technology. An old lady with a .357 can kill anyone.

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I wonder if this is better or worse. Considering that many of the people who are in power are more likely nerds who got picked on when young, does it affect their wielding of power as adults?

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They wield policemen who wield weapons. No need to dirty your own hands when you have henchmen.

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The weak buy the services of the strong, and the strong think it is worth the payckeck so as to pay back their consumption debts to the weak. Indebted service.

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I'm gonna guess that ascension* from the physical plane is the next step; we won't need these meat jackets anymore, and we purely exist in the ethers...

*It's purely fiction, of course, but sci-fi writers who speculate on these things have an uncanny way of seeing the future...

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It looks so simple in your writing. You are a man that does some work and then you get Attractive Mary or not so attractive Mary. But there is still a missing link for me on what else women select, because I've been on a bar and can't get any Mary. Maybe Mary is raising her standards.

My family name is a city, so maybe at some point my family owned the city. Quite unlikely, maybe we just left it and had it as an identifier of our exile. Maybe we had stories to tell of how it was somewhere else. That would be a nice narrative, as I have changed home cities/counties already a few times.

Now the new goal is to everything at once. Be a nerd that makes money, works out, tells stories and gets attractive, wealthy, sportive, storyteller and nerd Mary too.

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I am unfortunately not a nerd myself, definitely not rich and not overly fit. I am guessing my wife was attracted to my very large -

 
 
 
 

 

 
 

personality.

Be a nerd that makes money, works out, tells stories and gets attractive, wealthy, sportive, storyteller and nerd Mary too.

Living the dream! :D

!ENGAGE 20

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You're right, these successful nerds are totally frail...

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