Death, destruction and devastation - A science experiment
I'm not a scientist and neither is the mate I was having a few drinks with at the pub the other night. We were chatting about the state of the world and society and unanimously agreed that it needs to be blown the fuck up leaving a clean slate to work with.
That led to discussion about how that blowing up might happen but after a few more beers we were at a loss as to a way forward. After two more beers my mate and I came up with a possible method however and I thought I'd put it out there for y'all to comment on.
The thing is, if we were to run an experiment to test the method and it actually worked the world would end so it'd be more a permanent solution to the world's problems than an experiment to determine how to create a permanent solution. Right?
Below is the proposed method and I wonder what you reckon about it. Would it work?
Here it is:
Every human being on the planet does a massive fart at exactly the same moment and someone lights a match.
My mate and I think the resulting explosion would eradicate most of the population and we'd enter an, only the strong survive, scenario so all the weak cunts would be gone and humanity can start fresh. It's a bit like Charles Darwin's theory of Natural Selection but different.
What do you reckon, would it work or would it be a massive smelly, gaseous failure? Does society need a reset? Feel free to comment on this scientific conundrum in the comments.
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Sounds like a plan hatched at a pub after a few beers. :)
Love it. LLet the shit go out in a big stinking fireball.
My best scientific thoughts occur at the pub; it's quite incredible how scientific, creative and logical my brain can be once I've had a few beers.
Same here. Have a theory about that. See, alcohol kills brain cells. Well I figure it kills the weaker cells first. Leaves the stronger cells for us to do the best thinking for a period of time. That is when we have those "Ah-hah" moments. :)
Oh man, that's a great theory!
yep, came up with it while drinking :)
In that experiment, the one who lights the match would be left without a mustache, eyebrows and hair 😀
Yesterday, I heard a great expression from my nephew, when you try to fart, but you get a little tired: Shart 😃
I think that in your plan, there would be a lot of shit everywhere.
And certainly, like you and your friend from pub, I think that the planet would like a reset, either to thin us out or to completely replace us with other forms of life, because we, the way we are, have brought a lot of damage to the same.
We are not good enough, as humans. Wr have no empathy, we chase after power and money, we threaten the weaker and poorer...
Yeah, there might be some risk, but a lot of reward by way of a reset; as you say, humanity seems to have taken a wrong turn.
Something more constructive is a fresh start on Mars.
Agree that Australia and most of the Western world are in deep civilisational decline.
But there are other countries that are rising to civilisational ascendency: Argentina, El Salvador, India, Israel, Kazakstan.
Makes seems like a good plan, afresh planet to fuck up.
We have to know how to live inside the world without merging completely with society... in everyday life... in relationships, it is learning to relate even in suffering... not for pure reason, nor thought, nor farce, by the way, under pretexts very sellable by spiritual people. Good morning in América.
People are mostly shit.
Well for as much as we spend our time pointing out the problems and brainstorming the solutions to the world’s problems, it can be fun to switch gears and plot the glorious destruction!
I definitely think there has to be some sort of purge to thin out the destructive herd but am torn by my care for humanity. So, I will enjoy the bits of destruction while we destroy ourselves complicitly believing the billionaires will inevitably strip the plant bare.
The fart purge.
It'll go down in the annals as the most unpleasant extinction event of all time.
Lol but this one way you risk to save too many dumbasses... I'd do something based on intelligence, if you fail you are dead, so we get rid of idiots
We thought of that and decided that it was a risk worth taking. But yeah, good point, idiots must die.
That's really funny, but not practical as this is impossible to implement 😀
Maybe AI could help, humans seem intent on using AI for everything else.
That's because AI is better and faster at doing many things 😀 I had a meeting with our top Enterprise Architect and he told me, just feed an RFP into AI and that way generate our CMS requirements for the CMS Enterprise Standard that I am working on. He also said that he no longer creates any documentation, because AI is just infinitely better at it... That's words of out top professional making over 350k USD per year...
I wonder if AI can fart; if so, I reckon it could be useful. I'll have to go to the pub with my mate again and discuss it over a few beers.