Fart Haiku's

What is a Haiku you ask?

A haiku is a traditional form of Japanese poetry that consists of three lines. The syllable pattern typically follows a 5-7-5 structure, meaning the first line contains five syllables, the second line contains seven syllables, and the third line contains five syllables. Haikus often focus on nature, emotions, or moments of profound insight, aiming to capture a vivid image or evoke a particular feeling within a very concise format. The brevity of haikus encourages writers to convey a lot of meaning in a minimal number of words.

What is a Fart Haiku you ask .................

Gas silently slips,
Unleashing its foul odor,
Room clears in terror.

Wind whispers within,
Cheeks clapping in harmony,
Nature's symphony.

Sudden eruption,
Echoes in the quiet room,
Laughter ensues loud.

Buttocks percussion,
Melodic notes in the air,
Smiles hide disgust well.

Innocent release,
Yet potent in its effect,
Foulness fills the air.

Unexpected blast,
Startles both young and aged souls,
Humor in the air.

Silent but deadly,
The infamous secret stench,
No one is immune.

Beans, broccoli, cheese,
Culprits of digestive woe,
Unleash their fury.

Under the blanket,
Silent but deadly surprise,
Escape from within.

Cheeks clenched in protest,
But the inevitable comes,
Nature will prevail.

Toot! The sound of joy,
A childish giggle follows,
Oh, the simple joys.

Passing gas with grace,
An art form of its very own,
Embrace the toot's charm.

The breeze of the rear,
Whispers tales of meals gone by,
A scent lingers on.

Fart jokes never age,
Bringing laughter to all ages,
Flatulence unites.

Gas expelled with force,
Like thunder in a still night,
Nature's rude alarm.

From deep within me,
Rumbles the earth's own echo,
Farting with purpose.

Innocent bubbles,
Rise from the depths of the gut,
A symphony plays.

Cheeks part, air escapes,
The room fills with silent dread,
A stench left behind.

Farting knows no bounds,
Equalizer of mankind,
Smelly solidarity.