Devices That May or May Not Exist

22 days ago

So, I was working and came across something that struck me and made me think, “wow, what is this?”

It was called Digital G-string. Immediately, being the man I am, my mind went to the other side of the multiverse and I wondered the function of this digital underwear. However, when I clicked to find the function of this thing, I would realize what it was.

Screenshot from Google Playstore

Not nearly as dirty as the stuff in my mind but it did spark my imagination. I began to wonder, what other weird inventions could there be? Trust me when I say I have come across many of those. I can’t really go into details here but, they are very weird.

So, I was wondering if there could be inventions that are weird but would make life easier eh? And maybe there are.

Digital Pets

I think these exists for real. I came across a very little pal that I thought was cute. It was a tiny little robot thing that was throwing a tantrum and had quite the face. Not a real face, just a screen with eyes but it made very good use of them to melt hearts. Its little box shape was endearing.

Anki A.I’s Cozmo I’ll find and it has a variety of functions, mad expensive and the yearly subscription is more expensive.

But that’s not what I’m referring to here. What if there were pets not as robots, rather as holograms? Hmm? Pets that don’t eat, sleep or get in your personal space when you want them faraway? Just switch them on and off. There are people that would want my head for this because, it’s like saying you get a baby that’s a hologram.

Dream Recorder

This to me would be epic. I don’t remember what I dream about almost all of the time. Except if it’s about money then I remember (tee hee).

So what if we could record our dreams? What if we could watch our dreams in slow-motion, fast forward and even pause?

I mean we all have very weird dreams many days out of the week. I bet most people wake up with a bed nest for hair and stay in bed for a while to figure out what the devil they dreamt.

I have the weirdest dreams and I never remember, but I do remember some and they are weird as heck. It’ll also be nice to air those dreams don’t you think? I for one, would record my dreams, pick them apart and put them together again and then send it to my YouTube channel. I bet people would want to watch me sleep too.

Auto-Smile

You know, this would be very helpful for a certain Lady M. I doubt he smiles in social gatherings. I do picture the Grinch when I imagine him doing his thing and the only time he smiles is when he has a very wicked thought.

So, this could help in putting his face together. The device would help him produce the right facial expressions and not make conversations awkward, and offend anyone else. That would be fun to watch. Making faces against your will, yeah, I’d pay to see that happen with Lady M.